Brought to you by the internet’s new favorite otter daddies Fraction + Zdarsky (trust me, you don’t wanna Bing it)…Crimbo #17 has arrived.

To wit:

You think it’s hard being a sex criminal? Try being a sex cop for, like, an issue, give or take. ALSO THIS ISSUE: a special sequence guest-colored by a MYSTERY COLORIST whose name rhymes exactly with “ELIZABETH BREITWEISER.”

ALSO ALSO…Gina Wynbrandt of SOMEONE PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME fame did the XXX variant. We do it for YOU.