(writer): HOWARD THE DUCK (Marvel), KAPTARA (Image); (the brains): SEX CRIMINALS (Image), (writer, artist): MONSTER COPS (Self published) is a Horny Elf who rolled a 20 on luck and now gets to work on SEX CRIMINALS (Image) with Dark Troll Matt Fraction. He is also co-Dungeon Master with Kagan McLeod on KAPTARA (Image) and has travelled The Lands of Corporate Comics by writing the sacred books of HOWARD THE DUCK (Marvel) and JUGHEAD (Archie). He has never played Dungeons & Dragons and never will, THIS HE SWEARS.